My name is Missy Davis and I’m obnoxiously blunt. I believe if you can take harsh and constructive criticism, you will go far. If not, there’s always extra applications at the nearest Taco Bell. I’ve learned some valuable lessons the hard way, because for me, that was the only way to learn them. Some of us are just stubborn and aren’t willing to listen until someone is a dick about it, and unfortunately, that’s most of the world. I keep things real and get straight to the point. I don’t sugar coat shit to make you feel better, I tell you what you need to hear so you can make it better. It did it for me, so now you need to ask yourself, “Do I need it too?”
All of my life I always got into trouble for being me. When I was younger it was a constant nagging “Don’t do that!” Well, I did it anyway. I caused trouble, I did what I wanted, I treated people how I wanted and life was great… for the most part. I’ve done a lot, I’ve experienced a lot, and I’ve contemplated a lot. I tried having a changed attitude, being nice, appropriate, unoffensive… Well do you know what?
I FUCKING HATED IT.
I got fed up and said, “Fuck this shit, fuck those people and fuck that!” After that, I just started doing what I wanted to again.
I have never been good with conformity. I constantly think outside the box. I like to argue and make you question your own opinions. I like to make you think things that you normally wouldn’t think of. I like to turn your world upside down and shake the fuck out of it, then leave you more open minded with clearer thoughts and intentions.
THIS WILL BE THE WAY THAT I INSPIRE YOU AND HELP YOU WIN AT LIFE -MISSY DAVIS OBNOXIOUS LIFE GURU